In Baltimore, Maryland it is illegal to take a lion to the movies. (I'd seriously pay to see that)

Somewhere in Canada, it is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. 

In Alaska, it is illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane. (Was the last thing on my list)

In California, you cannot legally stop a child from jumping over puddles. (FREEDOM!!!)

In Connecticut, you cannot walk across the street on your hands. You can also be arrested for going over 65mph on your bike. (Can bikes even go that fast)

If you are an unmarried woman in Florida, you cannot parachute on Sundays. (What unmarried men can't go water skiing)

In Illinois, it is illegal to let your pet smoke. (I wonder if pets like that law)

Make sure you never put ice-cream in your pocket in Kentucky, or you'll be arrested. (Quick call the cops, there's an ice cream truck at my house)

In Louisiana, you are not allowed to hold up a store with a water gun.

In a small town in Washington, all motor vehicles must carry an anchor. (What happened to kick stands)

In Massachusetts, you must have a lisence to have a gotee. (I wonder if Chinese people like going to Massachusetts)

If a child burps during church in Nebraska, the parent can be arrested. (What if a parent burps)

In Pennsylvania, a man cannot purchase alchohol without written consent from his wife.

In New York, you can be fined $25 for flirting. (Then I know a few people who would be fined)

Beer and pretzels are an illegal snack in North Dakota. (I can understand the beer part)

If you make a funny face at a dog you can go to prison in Oklahoma. (What about a cat)

Do you hide the dirt under the rug when youre cleaning? It's illegal in Pennsylvania.

It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee. (Is it also illegal to fish for cattle)

In Vermont, you must take a bath at least once a week. (How would Vermont know you didn't take a bath)

Lollipops are illegal in a small town in Washington. (What will Willy Wonka say about this)



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    July 2008



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